Mah AWESOME Monday!

I woke up at my grandma's house. It was about 7:00... who cares. I went back to sleep, ignoring the sound of clanking pots and pans in the kitchen. I woke up again. This time, aat 8:03. I got up and body slammed the couch... not a sound. Then, I turned on the TV. Nothing was on. I went to the past version of Cartoon Network. I think the channel was called TOONW. It said Transformers Animated was on... and it wasn't. It was Gormiti. That little commercial that has those elemental creatures that live on the sacred Island of Gorm (Gorm, oh come on! Shorten the name and call it their place to crash!) Now it's a show. Nothing was right on the menu. Fairly Odd Parents was Jimmy Nuetron. So? Watch the last 5 minutes of Gormiti. See if CSI turns into Barney. Oh goody. After that, turns out that Bakugan was Chaotic and something else was Pokemon but somehow CSI didn't turn into Barney like I predicted... I wonder what I did wrong... maybe I guessed randomly... Next, I FINALLY ate the big huge breakfast! Those 2 medium sized pancakes made me gain... 0.1 pounds! I'ma gettin' big! I'm a whopping... oh wait... 69.5... I'ma puny... back to the subject. After that I spent the next two hours on the internet... Gmail, Wikia, usual stuff... but on my grandparents' slow aol-connected computer. 30 minutes on the phone and I go to lunch. I'm sure this time I gain more. I went to Sonic and got a gynormous Extra-Long Chile-Chees Coney! Guess how much I weighed then? A whoppin'... Oh gosh... 70 pounds FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE WHEN AM I GONNA GROW MY LOOSE SKIN IN?! I'M TEENY!!! Ok ok ok, I'll get back to my "SCHOOL-RELATED blogging". I went back to my grandparents' house and talked on the phone some more. Then I had to go back home. I met my dad at McD's. THIS TIME I ATE A CHEESEBOWGA! I WEIGHED... 69.5... WHY?!?!?! WHY MUST I BE SO TINY?! Ok. After 2 1/2 hours I finally got home... 2 and a half hours of Radio Disney... went home to see mah dog Bristow. Finally home!