Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Drugs are baaaaaaaaaaaaaad...

OK, download my Keynote. otherwise here's my talking cow. DANG MICRPHONE MAKES MY VOICE SOUND HIGH!!!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

HEALTH SUMMARY THINGY

Oh nooooeeeesss! Smittie's bringin' za health on us! I haz ta talk 'bout body systemz!
        Circulatory system brings blood to different muscles and organs of your body. Respitory system brings oxygen and carbon dioxide in and out of your body. Digestive system brings food into your body and brings out the sunshine in 'em. Excretory does the stuff that happens when you evacuate the house and not because of a fire and your dad says "What did I do?"

There ya have it...

Friday, April 9, 2010

The taks test is half-dead and I half-killed it!

Are you kidding me?! T.A.K.S. is over?! Yes!!! So excruciating! I finished at 10:00! That was the math, though. I finished reading at 11:15. I had to wait an hour and a half for the math before I could get a book or anything, and for reading… I had to wait 45 minutes. I’m so glad it’s over! But it was easy. I got a steamroller and a blowtorch and might’ve killed it. Whoops… anyway... I like cheese!! Ah, well, anyway the Big Ugly was just weak. I am too, but that’s not the subject here. I want to eat the Big Ugly in a burrito with beans, cheese, mild hot sauce, beef, sour cream, more cheese, more cheese, more cheese, and more cheese. I realy like cheese! I don’t know why only Texas should have it, but it’s ok ‘cause I don’t care much about it, but some people just slack off and fail. A lot of people fail. Because THEEVILTAKS.pngIt will send you back to the beginning of the year with it’s evil laser eyes! Call all of you’re Face Book friends and tell them to bring every thing they have! tIt’s ruthless! It’s evil! The big ugly is ugly. Look at his eyes! He’s out for your guts and brain! His wrinkled paper is a sign of age, looking for weak people to send back to the beginning of the year! His mad face shows that he has been defeated many times. How ugly do you think he is? I personally think that he’s pretty ugly… his very face is scary! He has no stomach, for he is eternally hungry and thirsty, and no lungs, for he is always panting and striving to breathe, and no feelings. Think of facing taks in a video game.

He has lasers and you have a pencil… but the Big Ugly’s weakness is a pencil! You can deflect whatever he throws at you with that pencil. That pencil will burn him to cinders. He cant and I repeat cannot beat you. You have the power to kill it and…Win! You know why? Because everybody is epic! Even hobos! That is definitely what I think about taks after I take it. Taks are just as easy as milestones, or benchmarks. They’re weaklings. Anybody can kill it. I can’t think of anything so I’m going to say random things like cheese. Just kidding! TAKS will die! Die, I tell you! And we will kill it… well, not exactly kill it, but send it to eternal dangnation! Or we could just shoot it wit a pencil, or you could out-smart it, and make it explode! I don’t care how you defeat it, just make it hurt! You beat the T.A.K.S. a number of times, you get a good life! Yay! Decintigrate, or dicentigrate, or dicintegrate, or disintegrate. However you spell it, just do it! That’s the way I feel about the T.A.K.S. test!





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Thursday, April 1, 2010

NAOOOZZZ!!! HE MADE US DO IT!! HIIMMM!!!!

He made us sing why why why why?!
* Your feelings regarding the assignment in the beginning
Oh yay a song I can make Cameron Sing...
* Your feelings about the assignment in the end
Nao nao nao naooooo!
* Your fears
That I'd have to rap :/...
* Your doubts
Ah can't sing but I can rhyme for a dime, so gimme a dime cuz I don't have much time...
* How you felt about singing/rapping
I can't have my voice anywhere or I will lock myself in a safe and put an eternity code for Micheal Jackson on it.
* How comfortable or uncomfortable you were about creating your own music
I like creating music, just not speaking in the mic...
* What you would change about the project
NO singing or rapping, just instrumental.
* What you would do differently now that the project is complete
AAAOOO!!!
* Would you consider a career in music
In song writing but only the music, I plan to play the keyboard sometime...
* What you liked/disliked about the entire process
WORDS!
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Monday, March 29, 2010

Me Weekend...

Ai, I'm feeling loooooopyyyy! Blaaaaaaa...
OK so on Saturday I got on the computer and started editing a Pokémon game, making character Sprites and just having fun with it. Cameron came and we worked on it. He got Pokémon FireRed, a really old Pokémon game, then, he had to leave 'cause I had to go to my brother's baseball game.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Back from the break... *whimper* hmmmm... *sniff*

I'm sorta glad I'm back, as long as I'm not on that Boy Scouts trip two hours away in the snow. Yeah, I HAD to go to a camp out.
I don't like taking the TAKS test just like every other student, but if I don't I get held back...
But it's a test. We can let it eat us, or shoot it with a bazooka, steamroll it, and let Sasquatch lick it clean. Our choice.
The main focus is passing to the next grade, but a real goal to set is to be commended. (though, not taking it like other states would be nice...)
I got commended on all since the 3rd grade, so my goal is to ace 'em all.
I'll have nothing to do with it after I graduate from college. Yay me! But that's 11 or 12 years from now... awww...